You jokes
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
Memes
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Hi how are you?
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.