You jokes
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
You just made a Mist-ake.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
Are you choked?
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?