You jokes
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
Is water wet?
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
What is a good night for you?
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!