You jokes
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
You look pretty today... April Fools!
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
Memes
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.