If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
You Jokes
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Wait a minute...
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
