You jokes

What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.

What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.

You just made a Mist-ake.

What is a good night for you?

When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗

When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!

"Can you tie a knot?"

"I cannot."

"So you can knot?"

"No, I cannot knot."

"Not knot?"

"Who's there?"

"F... off!"

You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.

"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

You have to tell this to a friend:

There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10

Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!

I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.

You wanna hear a construction joke?

I'm still workin' on it!

How do you surprise a blind guy?

Say, "Surprise!"

How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?

Act like a nut.

I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!