Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
You Jokes
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
america or australia? you choose its fate aka jail or no
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
