You jokes
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?