You jokes

"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."

You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

IBC.

IBC who?

I'll be seeing you later.

When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:

What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?

A 24 killstreak!

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.

How do you kill a sheep?

You lamb shank it!

Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"

Girlfriend: "No."

Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

Pokemon.

What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?

One you can unscrew.

Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A: A family picture.

What did the coal say to the charcoal?

You look pretty coal! 🤣

New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.

Student: Stands up.

Teacher: Why did you stand up?

Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.

Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?

A: A jolly rancher.

Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?

A: All the good guys are hung.

I know you came here to feel good about yourself...

How do you make a body disappear?

You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!

P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.

You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!