You jokes
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Memes
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.