You jokes
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
Like if its true
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?