You jokes
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.