You jokes
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, just to go skydiving twice.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"