You jokes

What do guns and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

Q: How do you punish a blind person?

A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.

Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!

Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

How do you surprise a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call a terrible bus company?

Stagecoach Highlands.

You call it a school shooting.

I call it an unfair shootout.

A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.

The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"

Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"

Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

How do you make an emo mad at you?

Cut the rope.

Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?

He's all right now.

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"