You jokes
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.