Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
You Jokes
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
