You jokes
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Memes
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!