You jokes
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.