You jokes
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.