You jokes

If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?

Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?

He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.

Kid: Imagine being an orphan!

Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*

Kid: WAIT, WHAT!

What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?

A family portrait/A selfie.

How do you talk to giants? Using big words.

If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.

What did one skeleton say to another?

...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?

What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.

Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.

Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?

Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!

Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

Answer: Your right elbow.

What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.

Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.

Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I did app.

I did app who?

You did a poo.

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

Have you heard about kids with AIDS?

It never gets old.

Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?

Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!

Neona (😁): Agreed!