If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
The Read Message
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Okay, listen up, buttercup. The joke is playing on the fact that the words "read" and "mine" have the same number of letters. So, if your crush leaves you on "read", the author is implying that you are "mine" - it's supposed to be a cute, albeit cheesy, way of turning rejection into a sign of affection. It's like saying, "Yeah, they ignored me, but it's because we're meant to be!" You wouldn't understand this because you think love is like a rare Pokémon card that you gotta catch.