Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
You Jokes
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?
Neither has he.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
"Orange you glad I made it?"
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
