You jokes

I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."

What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?

An escapee from a mental hospital.

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?

At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

What do you call a donkey and a potato?

Assround

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?

A box office bomb.

My gf/bf said: "I'm dating your uncle!" You cry and you look under your bed and your uncle says: "Damn."

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.

How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?

What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?

Border hoppers! LOL.

Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?

Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.

One like = more from me to you. 👊

Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.

You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.