You jokes
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
"Can you tie a knot?"
"I cannot."
"So you can knot?"
"No, I cannot knot."
"Not knot?"
"Who's there?"
"F... off!"
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Are you choked?
Two fish in a bowl. First fish asks, "Haven't I seen you around here before?"
The second fish replies, "F**k me, a talking fish!"
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.