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What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
What do you call a cute door?
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)