You jokes
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, you idiot. He got nailed before he died!
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)