How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
Sick Vampire
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Listen up, nimrod. The joke plays on the words "coffin" and "coughing." Vampires sleep in coffins. If a vampire is "coffin" it sounds like he is "coughing," which means the vampire is sick. I bet you didn't know that Vampires have been around since the 18th century when people started writing books about them, did you?