What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
You Jokes
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
