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There was a family, the father's name was Mad, the mother is Brain, the brother's name is Nobody and the sister's name is Everybody.

One day, Nobody killed Everybody, and the father ran to the police's office and screamed, "NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODY!!!!!"

"Sir, are you okay?" The police asked.

"I said, NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODYYYYY!!!!!" The father yelled even louder.

"Are you mad?" The police asked.

"Yes, because my name is Mad!" The father exclaimed.

"Where's your brain?" Asked the police.

"At home because my wife name is Brain," the father said. The police fell down due to the confusion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.

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How do you plan a party in outer space?

You planet.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.

"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.

_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

What do you call a one-legged China man?

Ty Whon Shu.

What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?

"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."

Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"

The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"

The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"

The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"

What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

What do you call someone without a body?

Nobody.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.

And your IQ is 5.

People are like trees...

If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over.