You jokes
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, you idiot. He got nailed before he died!
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
I love you.
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.