You jokes
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
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What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.