You jokes
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Like if you think someone is gay.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.