You jokes
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Im still alive and im going to make it everyones problem
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.