You jokes
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Follow me if you know someone smart.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Like if you think someone is gay.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?