Pikachu vs. Orphan

Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is for people who love dark humor. It's saying the difference between Pikachu and an orphan is that you choose Pikachu. An orphan has no parents. Thus, you wouldn't choose them, because, well, they have no parents. It's pretty messed up. But you wouldn't get it because you are probably still watching Barney.