You jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, you idiot. He got nailed before he died!
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.