What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
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Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
You look pretty today... April Fools!
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.