You Jokes

Uncle

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

Orphan

If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?

Injury

When you get injured 😢

When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩

Teacher

when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit

A screenshot of a comment section, where a user expresses frustration about a teacher who won't stop talking. Other users respond with crude suggestions to shut her up.

Orphan

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

Orphan

Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."

Spanking

Children and your meat are actually quite similar.

At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?

Two family reunions!

Deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

Orphan

Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Archer

Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?

"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."

Lb

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

Orphan

Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.

Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!

Study

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.