You jokes
What do you call a three humped camel?
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.