Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.
You Jokes
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?
