You jokes
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Memes
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)