You jokes
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!