You jokes

How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?

It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.

I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.

What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!

Are you a building?

Cuz I rate you 9/11.

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!

*at school*

Nobody: Do you want nuts?

Me: Wait, you have some?

Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.

Me: :0

What do you call an orphan's parents?

Dead meat.

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

What do you call Yakub with no eyes?

No eyes Yakub.

Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Mail man.

Mailman who?

Bitch, do you want your mail?

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."

They will likely reply: "What's updog?"

To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"

What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.

I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!