You jokes
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
Hi 👋 I love you!
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?