You jokes
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Did you know that water is wet?
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?