Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
You Jokes
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Follow me if you know someone smart.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
