You jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.