You jokes
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells: "Who the fuck fucked my wife?"
Everybody is silent for a second, then the bartender said: "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets!"
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)