You jokes
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.