You jokes
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.