You jokes
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What kills you?
Suicide.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.