You jokes
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
You are the gayest.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Satan: "Why are you in hell?"
Me: "I threw itching powder on somebody with no arms."
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
Q: Have you ever felt a window?
A: Did you feel the pane?