Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
Corn Maze Joke
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you silly goose. Jokes need an audience, right? A corn maze is full of corn *ears*. The joke implies that these ears will overhear, but it also means that they are too numerous, and that's why you can't tell a joke there! Get it now?