You jokes
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
Memes
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.