You jokes
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
Memes
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What do you call a dog in China?
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