You jokes
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Memes
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.