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Cow

    • What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?

    High steaks gambling.

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    Baby

    • Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

    So you can see the look on its face as you climax.

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    • Gay male

    • If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute, you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00. If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also Polish, you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. And if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is Canadian and Polish with blond hair, you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. But if you wanted to fuck him up the ass, he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of Crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at an adult book store.

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    Eyesight

    • When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"

    I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."

    Hare

    • I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"

    He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."

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    Sex

    • Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.

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