Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
You Jokes
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.
Me in class everyday
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
