You jokes
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You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."