You jokes
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
What's the difference between a hooker and Jesus?
Their face when you nail them!
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
My friend told me to "hang on" when I told him I wanted to kill myself.
Buddy, I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
Like this if you are in foster care.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.