You jokes
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
What is the best way to deal with bullies?
You shoot them.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What's the worst thing to hear in a prison shower?
"Drop the soap, we've got you surrounded."
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.