You jokes

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You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!

Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!

Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.

Bully: I wasn't talking to you.

Me: Then why are you listening?

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.

1+1=3

If you don't use a condom.

Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"

The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."

Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.

Me: You f&*k up.

The class: Oh sh!&

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?