You jokes

When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.

If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

"Between you and me, something smells!"

What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?

Time to get in trouble!

Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”

And then you die inside.

I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.

What do you call a farting boxer?

Gaseous Clay.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

What do you call a flying skunk?

A smelicopter.

Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.

If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.

Latias is red.

Latios is blue.

You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.

Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.

What do jokes serve for dessert?

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.