You jokes
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.
Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen
Memes
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"