You jokes
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Get in the van, or I'll kill you.
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
That one stupid kid in class :
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.