You jokes

A funny joke:

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"

Me: Hey friend!

Friend: Yes?

Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.

Friend: Touch.

Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)

Friend: Grass.

Me: And you get?

Friend: Touch grass.

What is the worst joke ever? It's you.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

My sister: You were born ugly.

Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.

Bully: I wasn't talking to you.

Me: Then why are you listening?

What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.

I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.

Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.

You can't drink alcohol or dance.

Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.

Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.

With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?

A ventriloquist.

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.

Me: You f&*k up.

The class: Oh sh!&

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!

Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"

The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."