You jokes

Monkey

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.

Orphan

What do you do when you're bored?

I beat up orphans.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Tip

Tip for Kindness for the day.

Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.

Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen

Memes

Shot

Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.

Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.

Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?

Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!

Orphan

Why do orphans play GTA?

To be wanted.

Why do orphanages give out free phones?

So you can press the home button.

Gwen

Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.

Grenade

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"

Orphan

What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Accident

Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?

She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.

Dentist

A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.

The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."

Poo

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.

People

God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"