You jokes
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
BROOO BAHAAHHAHAHAHAAH
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.