You jokes
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
Memes
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(