You jokes
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
What are you on? YouTube.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Damn it I discovered digital art. Made this for my laptop lockscreen 😂 I drew the panda btw
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.
My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.