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Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
You dream in 4K.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.