How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, lil' buddy. So, like, orphans don't have parents, right? So the joke is, you make them clap, hoping their parents will magically appear. But guess what, genius? They ain't comin' back! Your brain is so smooth, I bet you think a CPU is something you order at the drive-through. Now go back to watching paint dry.