You jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA because all the black guys are playing.

What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?

C sharp minor.

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!

I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.

What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"

What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"

If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.

I told them, "Just you wait!"

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

Have you heard of China...

China fit this dick in your mouth.

Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!

You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

You dream in 4K.

Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?

You'll get jur ass kicked.

The 3 life rules:

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3.

Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.