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I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."