You jokes
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
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What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.