You jokes
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
fr tho
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...