You jokes
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?
Me: Yeh, of course.
My Bff: Ok which one?
Me: You know... the black one.
Me: Like my soul...
My Bff: Jeez you ok?
Cuddle with you.🙂
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...
Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.