You jokes
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Love you baby :^
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.