Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
You Jokes
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
