How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.
Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
So a guy gets a motorcycle with authentic leather seats, and the dealer tells him, "Dude, the rain will ruin the seats. Get it under something if it starts raining, and worst-case scenario, put Vaseline all over the seats to make it waterproof." So he goes to his girlfriend's house that night for dinner, and before he goes inside, she says, "Listen, this is your first time meeting my parents. We have a rule: the first one to speak has to do the dishes." So he walks inside and sees a mountain of dishes, over three months' worth, because no one has spoken, and the stench is awful.
During dinner, he concocted a plan to get someone to speak, so he started doing all of this crazy shit to try and get someone to speak. Not a peep. Eventually, he grabs his girlfriend, bends her over, and starts going to town. Still nothing. The parents are outraged but not speaking because they don't want to do the dishes. After about a minute of this, he walks away and does the same to her mum and starts going to town. Now the dad is pissed and just staring him down with daggers. At that moment, it starts to rain. He remembers his motorcycle is out in the rain, and he grabs the Vaseline out of his pack pocket, and the dad goes, "FINE! I'LL DO THE DISHES!"
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
