what did the duck say to the drug dealer?
GIMME SOME OF THAT QUACK!
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his QUACK-dealer.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common? They both get a lot of crack
your daddy must be a drug dealer because your dope
so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don't know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.
What do u call a disabled person who deals drugs A wheel dealer
Jack and Jill wanted some pills So they went to the dealer he saw they were kids and said fuck this shit then jacked rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth pills
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer? A pot-hole
so a guy gets a motorcycle with authentic leather seats and the dealer tells him ‘dude the rain will ruin the seats get it under something if it starts raining and worst case scenario put vaseline all over the seats to make it water proof’. so he goes to his girlfriend house that night for dinner and before he goes inside she says ‘listen this is your first time meeting your parents we have a rule, the first one to speak has to do the dishes’. so he walks inside and sees a mountain of dishes over 3 months because no one has spoken and the stench is awful. during dinner he concocted a plan to get someone to speak so he started doing all of this crazy shit to try and get someone to speak. not a peep eventually he grabs his girlfriend bends her over and starts going to town. still nothing the parents are outraged but not speaking because they don’t want to do the dishes. after about a minute of this he walks away and does the same to her mum and starts going to town. now the dad is pissed and just staring him down with daggers. at that moment it starts to rain his motorcycle is out in the rain and grabs the vaseline out of his pack pocket and the dad goes ‘FINE ILL DO THE DISHES’
Mommy mommy! Are we Drug dealers? Shut up and cut the coke.
whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe? He found that he had a piece in his sole!!
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
tripadvisor.com
A chinese drug dealer said to me "Do you like my cocaine?" I replied "Not since he starred in Zulu".
