You jokes
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
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What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.