You jokes
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
Memes
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
My family is like treasure; you need a map and a shovel to find them.
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!