You jokes
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
You: No.
Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"