Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Sapient Ball
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, these two balls are chillin' in a bucket, right? One ball gets all existential and asks if the other is "sentient." But the second ball is a smarty-pants and corrects him, saying, "Nah, I'm sapient, YOU'RE sentient!" It's funny because it's a mix-up of fancy words, and you probably don't even know the difference. Sapient means you got wisdom, while sentient just means you can feel stuff. Which, let's be honest, feeling stuff is probably all you're good at.