You jokes
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
welp u alr know what it is
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound