What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
You Jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
