You jokes
Not all roses are red; Not all violets are blue; If you're reading this, God loves you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
I heard you were looking for a stud...
I already have the STD; all I need is you.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"
Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.