You jokes

What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.

Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.

I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬

What does a chicken give you?

Student: Meat.

What does a pig give you?

Student: Bacon.

What does a fat cow give you?

Student: Homework.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

People: You're ugly.

Me: Ok.

People: I hate you.

Me: Cool, IDC.

People: You're annoying.

Me: Good for me.

People: BTS is dumb.

Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!

Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.

You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.

What did the adopted poker player say?

"Will you raise me?"

What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?

Nazrat.

Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?

Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."

How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.

Gf: Hi.

Bf: Hi.

Gf: Did you eat yet?

Bf: Did you eat yet?

Gf: Are you copying me?

Bf: Are you coping me??

Gf: I love you.

Bf: Yeah, I ate already.

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.

When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."