You jokes
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"
Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.