You jokes
Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?
Nah, it's too cheesy.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
Gf: Hi.
Bf: Hi.
Gf: Did you eat yet?
Bf: Did you eat yet?
Gf: Are you copying me?
Bf: Are you coping me??
Gf: I love you.
Bf: Yeah, I ate already.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What do you call a dog that tells the time?
A watchdog.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
Orange you glad to see me?
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.