Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Orphan's Home Button
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! This joke is about an orphan and a phone. Get it? 'Home' button? Because they don't have a home! I can't believe I even have to explain it. You probably still use training wheels on your bike.