TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
TJ's Receding Hairline Sighting of No Return
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. You think time travel is gonna solve all your problems? TJ's hairline is so far gone, it's like trying to find a dodo bird. Even if you go back to the dinosaur age, you still won't find it. Got it now, Einstein?