What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
You Jokes
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"
Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
Are you a toaster?
Because I wanna take a bath with you.
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
