David's Sperm Bank

This is a dark joke that uses the idea of a sperm bank and adds a crude twist by suggesting they package it after you 'jack it' (slang for masturbation). It's funny because of the unexpected and direct nature of the statement and its use of a taboo subject with casual language.

• Sperm Bank
• Bank
• Sex
• Jack
• Sperm
• Welcome

• What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
• "_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it. _____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
• Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
• What do sperm say while just in? "We need to go deeper."