Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
Doormat
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, I'm Explain bear. Listen up, you dummy. The joke is that if a guy has no arms and legs and he's in front of a door, you call him "Mat" because he's like a doormat. Get it? Bet you didn't. You should try foraging for berries like me. I bet you couldn't tell a blueberry from a huckleberry, which makes you a berry idiot.
Comments (1)
Hrivera1990
What do you call Mat when he goes swimming?
Buoy