I took an Uber home the other day, and the bastard was swerving all over the road and driving on the shoulder... I said, "Who the f*ck taught you to drive?" To this, he replied, "Stevie Wonder."
Uber Driver's Instructor
Explanation
The humor comes from the unexpected twist. The driver's poor driving leads the passenger to assume a lack of skill. The punchline reveals the driver was 'taught' by Stevie Wonder, who is famously blind, making the bad driving very funny.
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