Homeless girl jokes

What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.

What is the best type of girl to fuck?

Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Girl: "Come over."

Orphan: "I can't."

Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"

Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."

Why can't homeless people be gay?

They don't have a closet to get out of.