You jokes

What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.

What do you call a disabled kid on fire?

Hot wheels.

What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?

A bath bomb.

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

What did one toilet say to the other?

You look pretty flushed.

Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?

Hot Wheels.

Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Depression sucks, and so do you.

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make noise after you throw them.

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.