You jokes
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.