You jokes
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
Memes
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. Iβm impatient.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! π«₯