You jokes
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
Memes
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️