You jokes

Student

  • I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

    I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

    She said, "He was a little tardy."

    I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

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  • Tease

  • Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.

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  • Hug

  • Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?

    Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!

    Neona (😁): Agreed!

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  • Family

  • These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

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  • Dairy

  • What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

    Non-buy dairy.

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  • Squirrel

  • Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂

    Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.

    Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.

    I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

    I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

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