You jokes
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Here's a joke... you.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
"I will Always Love You!"
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
