You jokes

Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?

Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.

Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?

He gets to tear that ass up one more time.

What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?

The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!

What do you call a rich Asian?

A cha-ching.

What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.

What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?

Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation.

What do you call five Black people having sex?

Threesome.

What do you call it when school starts in Africa?

Black to school.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

A Juan on Juan.

Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?

Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏

"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."

"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"

What do you call a person with a flip flop?

My dad.

Rizz.

Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.

When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Suicide.

Suicide who?

Suicide you.