What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
You Jokes
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine đ
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Whatâs the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until itâs not funny anymore.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
