You jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!

At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.

What do you call a feminist? A Karen.

Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.

Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera.

Literally every movie:

"I love you." "I love you, too."

My life:

My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶

What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?

Liam Malone.

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.

So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.