You jokes
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
Hi 👋, was the day you?
Roses are red, Holy moly is a flower, WOULD'N'T YOU LIKE A TASTE OF THE POWER!??? 🔥🔥🔥
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
Like if you blow male cows?
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Oh, you need a lesbian joke?
Uhh... gimme a second....
Me???
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.