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You Jokes
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
