You jokes

I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)

When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨

Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?

A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?

What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?

You would be dam unlucky.

Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

What do you call an orphanage?

A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.

Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?

When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?

Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?

On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!

How do you help a starving cannibal?

You give him a hand!

Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?

Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.

Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?

An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.

What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!