You jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
Memes
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.