You jokes
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.