You jokes

I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.

Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.

Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?

The NBA.

What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.

What do you call a friend in space?

Space friend.

What do you call a toy that has a story?

Toy Story.

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Are you a knife? Because I want you.

Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?

Family.

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Dude,

if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?

Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!

What do you call an orphan's family tree?

A stump.

Man: How do you prepare your chicken?

Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.

Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!