You jokes

Glory Hole

How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?

Tell him that it is a confessional booth.

Redhead

How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?

She unlocks the handcuffs.

Butterfly

My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.

She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.

Memes

Bed

Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?

Group

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

Museum

The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

Fire

What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.

Banana

Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.

But you gotta eat it!

Dad

Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!

Cigarette

Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?

British cigarettes get smoked easily.

Height

Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?

It goes right over their head.

Wikipedia

Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."

Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"

Difference

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

People

Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?

Because you can’t look up to them.