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An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"

What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?

My best friend.

Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?

"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"

Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?

Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.

Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.

What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.

If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.

Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

How do you help a starving cannibal?

You give him a hand!

Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?

On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!

When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨

Why is it bad to climb a tree?

You might fall on an orphan! 🫥

What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!

PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?

SANS: What?

PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!

SANS: Good one.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"