Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
You Jokes
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
