You jokes
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
You want a joke? My entire existence.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Memes
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)