You jokes

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.

Literally every movie:

"I love you." "I love you, too."

My life:

My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶

Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera.

Quote for the day.

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)

Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.

When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.

Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)

What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?

Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."

The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."

The condom just sitting there laughing.

What can change color and get beat up?

You.

What is the best type of girl to fuck?

Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.

You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)

What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?

Liam Malone.

Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”

A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.

Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.

Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....

Mom: It's a pillow fort.

Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?

Mom: You're almost 19 years old.

Me: Not good enough... OUT!

And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”

But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.

what do you call a cow that fell?

Ground beef.