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Quote for the day.

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)

Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.

Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.

What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?

You can't run over a yellow line.

Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?

A knife has a point.

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?

What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁

Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.

Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)

Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”

A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.

Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.

Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....

Mom: It's a pillow fort.

Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?

Mom: You're almost 19 years old.

Me: Not good enough... OUT!

What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?

Liam Malone.

You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)

What do you call lesbian twins?

Lick-A-Likes.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?

The look they give you while you’re nailing them.

What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?

I guess orange is the new black.

What do you call an army of disabled people?

Special forces.

Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.