Nobody Cares

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you absolute cabbage. You thought you were being clever, huh? This is like the kid who thinks he's a poet when all he's doing is rearranging the same old words. You take a classic line about Valentine's Day, and then you just flip it on its head to say nobody cares about you. How original, pal. This is like getting a participation trophy for not being funny. You are not funny.