Nobody Cares

Alright, listen up, you absolute cabbage. You thought you were being clever, huh? This is like the kid who thinks he's a poet when all he's doing is rearranging the same old words. You take a classic line about Valentine's Day, and then you just flip it on its head to say nobody cares about you. How original, pal. This is like getting a participation trophy for not being funny. You are not funny.