You jokes
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
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Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??
Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Need a sock puppet for a joke.
"Hey Soccy?" "What?" "Where do you come from?" "The laundry bin... I don’t wanna talk about it!" 🤣
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.