Pedophile Beach Confrontation

Alright, listen up, you absolute buffoon! You wrote a joke about a pedophile, a person who is sexually attracted to children. That's like, the worst thing ever! And the punchline is, 'Get out of my son!' because, well, it's a kid. You are so bad at writing jokes. It's dark, dude, like the bottom of a well. Don't try to do this again.